
I have had the displeasure of some male from YEARS ago getting back in touch with Me via text. He had the honour YEARS ago of taking Me out for the evening. I am stressing the YEARS ago bit, just to make sure you realise! I know some males need to read things twice (or more) before it sinks in.
Here's how his recent contact began, and followed are My erudite thoughts....
Hi it's pete from birmingham. i found your old phone number . i was just wondering how you was? Pete who? *sigh* Another one. No good will come of this. I shall not waste My precious time or give him any of My energy. And 'how you was?' WERE! How you WERE!
i don't blame you for not replying. i was just hoping we could be friends again. *eye roll* For a start I haven't got a clue who you are, and now you sound very self pitying. If you don't blame me for not replying, then why are you still hoping we could be friends?!
Hi . i'm getting slowly drunk at a restaurant. I couldn't give a shit. Is that meant to sound appealing to Me? Conjuring up thoughts of a sad lonely male dining and drinking alone isn't the way to go!
Morning ,any thoughts on being friends again. Nope!
You know where to find me. Yeah, but I would rather not thanks all the same!
Forgot to tell you I took your advice and toured north America last summer .it was fantastic ! Well, if I go to the trouble of giving you advice you should take it and don't forget to thank Me.
Loved vegas .but new york was my favourite. i was lucky! Yeah, you were lucky to have met ME
Hi .just booked a holiday .going to rio next month.hope you are ok. Oh I'm just fine and dandy. Don't you worry about Me. Well, there is one thing....there is this annoying idiot that keeps texting Me!
Friday ,thank goodness. You mean, thank Goddess. Now piss off.
Getting slowly drunk. Hope you are ok. Getting drunk alone again? You sound such a catch! I am full of regrets now about rejecting you all those years ago. You certainly know how to woo a Woman. I wish I was there with you!
I took the option of ignoring him and he's gone away now, like pests do when they are ignored. However, if there had of been just one more text he would really, really, really have regretted it. What on earth is going through his little mind? When you text someone and they don't reply.....THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU!
Anyway, this is proving just typical of males that I have met over the years, they ALL try to get back in touch again. I really am the one that got away. Well, guess what buddy, you are on a hiding to nothing. I can understand it on their part. I am exciting and do exciting things. I live My life to the full, whilst their lives are just pretty mundane. Not only that I am gorgeous with a phenomenal personality. It's no wonder they all try crawling back and attempt (pathetically) to get My attention.
And as for this texter....the getting drunk part.....sad. Perhaps I had driven him to drink because I was ignoring him! Most probably. I would never go near a drinker. Wasting their money and time on drink is of no use to Me. Plus they smell. Alcohol oooozes through their pores invading the sense of smell of those around them. Ugh.
Talking of annoying males, I have this zealous little piggy that calls My domination line. I have to say he truly is a PIG! He oinks and squeals like a piglet on crack when he gets the chance to speak to Me. He hasn't had his Mistress fix for a few days now, and I see he has been trying to get My attention on Yahoo.
i cannot stop thinking about last night and the other calls and wanting it more and more and more. i cannot stop myself. it is a craving like a drug. please humiliate me on your twitter in front of all the others. pig.
Goddess i cannot stop thinking about it that last phone call and the other two and about phoning you again
Aww, the addicted little pig. I've told him to send Me a photograph of himself in a humiliating position and I'll post it on My blog, but of course he is a scared pathetic little pig and hasn't got the balls to do that. Some males get these notions into their heads, but can't follow through. I love shattering their illusions! Fantasy killer - that's Me!
My shattering Valentine's Day message to you. Call it before I take it down & listen to the end!
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